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  My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

  CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

  Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

  A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

  I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

  If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

  McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ounce.

  Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

 

^{The recession has hit everybody really hard…}

 

  Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

  My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

  A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

  The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally….

  I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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